Tim Hawkins Newest Music Video

Written by on October 16, 2018

Christian comedian Tim Hawkins is at it again with his latest music video “Sounds of Starbucks”, to the theme of “Sound of Silence.”


Verse 1

Hello coffee my old friend
I’ve come to order you again
I hear the sound of grinding of espresso beans
I need a double shot of pure caffeine
And the Indie band on the speaker soothes my brain
So I’ll remain
Within the sounds
Of Starbucks

Verse 2

I tried to brew my own at home
But felt so quiet and alone
I need to be amid the morning rush
Where the leather chairs are soft and plush
And I’ll drink a Grande Cappuccino with a pumpkin scone
And charge my phone
Listen to the sound
Of Starbucks

Verse 3

Then I heard an awful scream
They had totes run out of cream
A new employee spilled the coffee grounds
And the wi-fi went completely down
And a lady in Yoga Pants threw her latte at the wall
The cops were called
Then came the sound
Of sirens

Verse 4

In the drive through lane I saw
A thousand hipsters maybe more
People were paying without drinking
People waiting they were all freaking
People going off cause they couldn’t get a caramel frap
Holy crap
A riot started
At Starbucks

Verse 5

While a Bible Study prayed
Baristas formed a barricade
The manager cried out his warning
To the angry mob that was forming
He said, “I checked Google Maps there’s another store across the street.”
So we stampede
And returned to the sounds
Of Starbucks

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